History Through Music – Part 2: Christmas Canceled – Macka B, 2000

“It’s Christmas!” Slade’s opening shout will usually start ringing out in the UK’s shops sometime in November, here is the States I’ve heard Jingle Bell Rock about a million times already – though I will never be able to shake the association with John McClane and ‘terrorists with smaller feet than my sister’.

All rambling aside, the factual roots of Christmas have been long lost in most parts of our society, if we ever knew what it was in the first place, but most of all in our mass media. Music litters itself with clichés and movies seldom refer to anything other than 19th century machinations such as Santa, reindeer, pine trees and child abducting snowmen.

To offer some alternative, here are the wikibombed lyrics to British born reggae artist and activist Macka B’s song for a more ‘conscious’ take on it all.

Christmas has been canceled it's been postponed
No longer celebrated inna we home.
Pagan things we try to leave them alone
Incorporated into Christianity by Rome
We're using our brain we're breaking the chain
We're not playing the Christmas game what a shame (2x)

All the drunkenness and the overeating.
Is it the birth of Christ they're celebrating?
Mostly non Christians are partaking
Fi some it's just an excuse fi money making
They say peace and goodwill to all men
So how come they're putting up the prices then?
Targeting the parents through the children
Well them nah ketch I and I again no way me friend

A long time the 25th of December
has been a special date in the pagans calendar
Long, long before the birth of Christ
It was a day for partying and celebrating and to rejoice
From Nimrod to Saturn to Mithra
These Gods were always honoured on that day in December
Worshiping of sun Gods and idols
Why you think Christmas is never mentioned in the Bible

You see the tree and the ivy and the mistletoe
All of these were pagan things a long time ago
People have them in their house and they don't know what they mean
They just come see them so they just join in
Santa Claus what a fraud never once come a me yard
A me parents have to work, work so hard
Christmas put people under pressures
Don't you see that Santa and Satan have got the same letters

Christmas has been canceled it's been postponed
No longer celebrated inna we home.
Pagan things we try to leave them alone
Incorporated into Christianity by Rome
We're using our brain we're breaking the chain
We're not playing the Christmas game what a shame (2x)

History through Music Part 1: We Didn’t Start the Fire – Billy Joel, 1989

It only takes five letters of this song’s title for Google instant to suggest Billy Joel’s 1989 hit single. The song’s lyrics cover forty years of history and reference over 100 significant events and figures..

Billy Joel, a self confessed ‘history nut’, once wanted to become a history teacher and said in an interview at the time of the single’s release that the idea had come to him when talking to a young fan who told him ‘you were born in the fifties, nothing happened in the fifties’.

Joel told author Bill DeMain: “I had turned forty. It was 1989 and I said; "Okay, what's happened in my life?" I wrote down the year 1949. Okay, Harry Truman was president. Popular singer of the day, Doris Day. China went Communist. Another popular singer, Johnnie Ray. Big Broadway show, South Pacific. Journalist, Walter Winchell. Athlete, Joe DiMaggio. Then I went on to 1950.”

Despite the song’s success at the time and longevity to this day, Joel added: “It's one of the worst melodies I've ever written. I kind of like the lyric though”.

Here’s the lyrics all wikibombed up courtesy of ItinerantChild.com:

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray 
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio 

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television 
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe 

Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom 
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye" 

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen 
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

CHORUS
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev 
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc 

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock 

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland 

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez 

[Chorus]


Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Zhou Enlai, Bridge On The River Kwai 

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball
Starkweather homicide, Children of Thalidomide

Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo 

[Chorus]


Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land,
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs and Beijing 

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson 

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

[Chorus]

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock

Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz

Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...